narutio:

sailorbrazil:

oh my god everyone quick close your eyes!!!!!!! hes ass

russiacore:

amazing

staygay-ponyboy:

staygay-ponyboy:

in this essay i won’t

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

astrobro:

holegod:

astrobro:

What in God’s name is business casual

Thanks I got the job!

teathattast:

dirtgirl1999:

i like to pretend i don’t give a fuck but honestly i don’t think i’ve ever not given a fuck in my whole life

freemanfreddy:

♪ Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it’s cold as hell ♪

evnw:

me when I’m me